Krishna Krishsna, like Cher and Jesus, is famous enough to use only his first name though his origins are obscure. Some say he is the grandson of Sir Basil Zaharoff (or possibly Krueger, The Swedish Match King) and the Futurist artist Tara Lempeska, born on the wrong side of the blanket. Others maintain a more prosaic childhood raised by a string quartet in the Vienna Woods. After being expelled from some of the best boarding schools on two continents he took an interest in business soon gaining control of the fabled Eurasian Credit Trust a shadowy conglomerate of such immense power that it forced Vice-president Cheney and John Negroponte to french kiss and say "they liked it" . Krishna's varied career has included carnival strongman, bespoke tailor, stunt pilot, ranch-hand, trick shot and now cartoonist.