50 Ways to ride a Bicycle (by Lindsay, Todd, Fraser and Tino)


You can ride it ...

(ride it ...)
while singing opera/musical numbers
testifying
wobbly
surly
all day and all of the night

swervy
nice and straight
double trouble style
scorching it
way too macho

flying down the road
beating a line
breaking a line
slalom
fixed or free



pinball (you is the ball)
up their asses
passively aggressive
sit up and beg (or)
down and dirty

all groove and all move
gingerly
single, tandem, more and freaky
high in the sky
prissy prude and loose

hammering for no good reason
like a courier wannabe
like a sweet hummingbird
like a car-eating psycho
no matter what

lovingly
whistling Spanish down the road
espresso style
groovin' to an iPod
playfully

afraid of nothing
caffeine induced psychosis
with a bitch on
lusty and crusty
with full frontal lobotomy

stylin' and smilin'
naked
dancing in your pedals
hung over and happy
easy squeezy

cautious and nauseous
flirting
in the mood for ...
rock out with a cock out
backwards.


Posted: Thu - November 20, 2003 at 10:19 PM          

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